At school, the teacher was asking the students about the best and practical medicine in times of emergency.
Teacher: What is the best cure for the fever?
Student 1: Paracetamol!
Teacher: Very good! How about a cure for headache?
Student 2: Aspirin Ma’am!
Teacher: How about for diarrhea?
Student 3: Corn, Ma’am!
Teacher: Can you justify your answer?
Student 3: A corn is the best and practical to prevent excessive waste discharge, Ma’am. You just plug in and the diarrhea is gone in seconds.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Sunday, September 6, 2009
From Humor to Horror
Previously the stories that were posted here were focused on humor and horror stories. Although the name of this site is about Humor & Horror, I decided to remain this unchained even if I will be writing about some interesting stories may or may not be relevant to the said humorous or frightening stories.
From humor to horror is the new concept of this site. I will be discussing any interesting topics here. From humor to horror is an analogy of all letters in alphabet from "A" to "Z" that covers all letters. Likewise,humor to horror may cover all interesting topics!
From humor to horror is the new concept of this site. I will be discussing any interesting topics here. From humor to horror is an analogy of all letters in alphabet from "A" to "Z" that covers all letters. Likewise,humor to horror may cover all interesting topics!
Friday, September 4, 2009
The Murphy's Law
Murphy’s Law : “ Anything that can go wrong will go wrong”
Do you believe in Murphy’s law? Many assumed that this law had been originated from a scientist named Edward Murphy that after his failed science experimentation in front of the crowd in one occasion he blamed the unsuccessful result to his assistant. I will not elaborate into further discussion.
I would like to share some real terrible stories below:
The Passenger Who Just Gone Off the Bus and Died on the Spot
In one ordinary morning, I attended the weekly project meeting in one of the oldest buildings in the Central Business District. Part of the project meeting was about the safety awareness. The project manager together with his safety officer had discussed about some safety tips and set an example about what had happened earlier on that morning. This was about a passenger who just stepped off from a bus and accidentally slipped his foot. This was a nightmare for the relatives and especially the immediate family of a young man who died on the spot. It was not an ordinary accident in an ordinary early Monday morning. His head had been crushed by another bus’ wheel. I got real photos that had been sent thru emails which I supposed to post it here for the sake of the readers to get clearer picture of that incident but I chose not to unless somebody would ask me to upload the images. My stomach almost did not take it and I was about to vomit on what I had seen. One of the witnesses described that incidence with a very loud sound like a coconut fruit that was being forced to squash.
This incident happened just next to the building where we had attended weekly project meeting.
Date of Accident: 1st Quarter of 2007
Location: Withheld
Victim: 1
Identity: Withheld
A Man Riding a Motorbike Hit by a Big Truck
It was so unfortunate to a man who was riding his motorbike without knowing that it was his last day. He was so fast riding his bike and one big truck has crushed him like a ground meat. A friend of mine had sent that amateur shots of images.
Date of Accident: Between 2007-2008
Location: Withheld
Victim: 1
Identity: Withheld
These are real stories. All these unfortunate events that are being associated with the so-called Murphy’s Law have purpose why all these things happened. Sometimes even if we are very cautious and careful in what we do, things could go wrong. The moral lesson here if we cannot avoid it at least by taking extra safety awareness the risk is not that much. For those God-fearing individuals, we need to pray for our safety and focus in everything we do.
I hope this will serve as lesson to everybody.
Do you believe in Murphy’s law? Many assumed that this law had been originated from a scientist named Edward Murphy that after his failed science experimentation in front of the crowd in one occasion he blamed the unsuccessful result to his assistant. I will not elaborate into further discussion.
I would like to share some real terrible stories below:
The Passenger Who Just Gone Off the Bus and Died on the Spot
In one ordinary morning, I attended the weekly project meeting in one of the oldest buildings in the Central Business District. Part of the project meeting was about the safety awareness. The project manager together with his safety officer had discussed about some safety tips and set an example about what had happened earlier on that morning. This was about a passenger who just stepped off from a bus and accidentally slipped his foot. This was a nightmare for the relatives and especially the immediate family of a young man who died on the spot. It was not an ordinary accident in an ordinary early Monday morning. His head had been crushed by another bus’ wheel. I got real photos that had been sent thru emails which I supposed to post it here for the sake of the readers to get clearer picture of that incident but I chose not to unless somebody would ask me to upload the images. My stomach almost did not take it and I was about to vomit on what I had seen. One of the witnesses described that incidence with a very loud sound like a coconut fruit that was being forced to squash.
This incident happened just next to the building where we had attended weekly project meeting.
Date of Accident: 1st Quarter of 2007
Location: Withheld
Victim: 1
Identity: Withheld
A Man Riding a Motorbike Hit by a Big Truck
It was so unfortunate to a man who was riding his motorbike without knowing that it was his last day. He was so fast riding his bike and one big truck has crushed him like a ground meat. A friend of mine had sent that amateur shots of images.
Date of Accident: Between 2007-2008
Location: Withheld
Victim: 1
Identity: Withheld
These are real stories. All these unfortunate events that are being associated with the so-called Murphy’s Law have purpose why all these things happened. Sometimes even if we are very cautious and careful in what we do, things could go wrong. The moral lesson here if we cannot avoid it at least by taking extra safety awareness the risk is not that much. For those God-fearing individuals, we need to pray for our safety and focus in everything we do.
I hope this will serve as lesson to everybody.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Hir's a FaCt
A message forwarded to me thru SMS :
"did u konw taht d hmuan brian can raed wrods wtih lteters rmubeld? as lnog as d frist & lsat lteters of d wrods r at tehir porepr palecs. Bceuase d barin olny itnreperts d wrdos & not d seplilng of a ceratin wrod FnAtsatic ins't 8? Psas tehse 2 oherts 4 tehm 2 b aamezd! "
"did u konw taht d hmuan brian can raed wrods wtih lteters rmubeld? as lnog as d frist & lsat lteters of d wrods r at tehir porepr palecs. Bceuase d barin olny itnreperts d wrdos & not d seplilng of a ceratin wrod FnAtsatic ins't 8? Psas tehse 2 oherts 4 tehm 2 b aamezd! "
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
The Story of the Woman Enclosed Inside a Container
I do not know whether if I would be allowed to upload some pictures of the shocking and morbid photos of those who died, really died on the spot such as vehicular accidents and those who died and was put inside a sealed containers and the like.
To give respect to the dead I will choose not to post their shocking pictures.For those pictures I could not take it I feel like my stomach is turning upside down.
First, I would like to share a true story about a beautiful woman who had been kidnapped and get killed. Allegedly she was killed by her husband. Although her husband was not actually the one who made the crime, he was considered as mastermind.
At first they were living happily together with their 2 children. The husband had suspected her that she had another man. They got separated and lived in separate lives. The wife had already a rumored live-in partner at that time until one day when the wife had been abducted by the kidnappers then after almost one year of searching there was one accomplice who made confession to her family that they had abducted and killed her. This is a true story and it was so hard to understand why in this world there are people who have no respect to life. They do not just killed the wife. They put the corpse inside a cylindrical drum and sealed it with concrete cement. After that, the body within the container had been thrown into the deep river.
Where are the conscience of these people? Can they just take it by receiving money and feed their family from the the financial rewards from the crimes they had committed?It seemed like they have no other option but to kill for a living.
These kind of people should have no place in the society. Can be the death penalty served to them? Well, we are not the right person to judge these kind of people but sometimes out of our emotions we feel that we need to give them the capital punishment. I hope nobody will have the same story as this.
May the soul of the person who died in rage and those similar stories may find peace.
To give respect to the dead I will choose not to post their shocking pictures.For those pictures I could not take it I feel like my stomach is turning upside down.
First, I would like to share a true story about a beautiful woman who had been kidnapped and get killed. Allegedly she was killed by her husband. Although her husband was not actually the one who made the crime, he was considered as mastermind.
At first they were living happily together with their 2 children. The husband had suspected her that she had another man. They got separated and lived in separate lives. The wife had already a rumored live-in partner at that time until one day when the wife had been abducted by the kidnappers then after almost one year of searching there was one accomplice who made confession to her family that they had abducted and killed her. This is a true story and it was so hard to understand why in this world there are people who have no respect to life. They do not just killed the wife. They put the corpse inside a cylindrical drum and sealed it with concrete cement. After that, the body within the container had been thrown into the deep river.
Where are the conscience of these people? Can they just take it by receiving money and feed their family from the the financial rewards from the crimes they had committed?It seemed like they have no other option but to kill for a living.
These kind of people should have no place in the society. Can be the death penalty served to them? Well, we are not the right person to judge these kind of people but sometimes out of our emotions we feel that we need to give them the capital punishment. I hope nobody will have the same story as this.
May the soul of the person who died in rage and those similar stories may find peace.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Joke Joke Joke ! -- Unexpected Embarrassment
Two lovely couple were on a date in one fine dining to celebrate their third anniversary! They were in love and sharing sweet thoughts to each other. They reminisced their past through good times and bad times.The guy who ate so much of what they had ordered had felt discomfort with his stomach.He tried to hold it and he thought it was a very unfortunate deep shit (as in deep shit with its literal meaning) but it was a false alarm, luckily he just farted and gave the bunch of fellow customers within that restaurant with a very long and stinky fart! Other group of ladies beside their table had heard the very loud blow and they laughed about it. The next thing happened was really unexpected when his wife had overreacted by giving a very large bubble blow from her nose! She had a running nose on that evening occasion. What a shame! Everybody was shocked!
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Unexplained Mysteries
Do you believe in Ghost? How about Dracula? Vampires? Have you experienced unexplained things? The secrets on how to get to know them if they are real or in existence will be revealed here.
If you have such real life experiences we will uncover the truth behind the mysteries.
I will answer all your questions and if you need explanation based on scientific study give me at least a week to study your non-fictitious stories.
Well, about me I was a person before who do not believe anything about unexplained things but because of one experience that I had and through my extensive research in finding the truth with scientific basis I have concluded that it was real.
If you do not have such stories you can just read some of the articles herein just to keep you informed and aware not to scare you but also on how you can handle about it.
If you have the so-called "third eye" then do not be afraid.Perhaps it is your sixth sense! Other people were saying that sixth sense is a gift.
I have lots of stories to tell you, my other personal experiences will be posted here. Just brace yourself and be aware!
I am here to validate your untold unexplained stories. Make sure it is real, if not it will be classified as the unexplained case which you will not get the satisfaction from it since it is just the fruit of your imagination. It must be real, I will let other viewers and followers to make comments.
Everybody is invited to share!
If you have such real life experiences we will uncover the truth behind the mysteries.
I will answer all your questions and if you need explanation based on scientific study give me at least a week to study your non-fictitious stories.
Well, about me I was a person before who do not believe anything about unexplained things but because of one experience that I had and through my extensive research in finding the truth with scientific basis I have concluded that it was real.
If you do not have such stories you can just read some of the articles herein just to keep you informed and aware not to scare you but also on how you can handle about it.
If you have the so-called "third eye" then do not be afraid.Perhaps it is your sixth sense! Other people were saying that sixth sense is a gift.
I have lots of stories to tell you, my other personal experiences will be posted here. Just brace yourself and be aware!
I am here to validate your untold unexplained stories. Make sure it is real, if not it will be classified as the unexplained case which you will not get the satisfaction from it since it is just the fruit of your imagination. It must be real, I will let other viewers and followers to make comments.
Everybody is invited to share!
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