My Little Dudu Bear!

They were saying that teddy bears and dolls are really not meant for guys and my mama told me that they're not toys for the big boys!

When I was young I used to play toy guns but recently I developed my interest with teddy bears. I must admit that I am one of the straight guys and my hanging question is .... anybody here who has an interest with stuffed toys like me especially guys? Something wrong with me?

One of my favorite bears is Little Dudu. Actually I have a blog about this cute little girl and you can follow a link here to see her company.

Little Dudu & Company

The issue here is not anymore about gender it's about my age, I'm 31 and I guess I am too old for this "stuffed"!

Please do not make fun of the picture that's not Taylor Lautner neither Jacob Black in New Moon Saga!

Year of the Tiger No More!

I do not think 2010 is the year for Tiger Woods after admitting an illicit affair with another woman. He has lost billions of dollar endorsements which comparatively higher than what he’s getting from his profession. This is the lost of the Tiger but I do not mean the lost in opportunities as one of the highest-paid commercial endorsers of our time but rather the lost of his integrity as a respected player. What can you ask for if you have a life like a tiger? Sometimes I would like to make myself believe from the saying, “For every man’s failure there’s a woman behind”. In my own understanding it is not really about the woman. The term woman symbolizes one’s weakest part that could affect to reach our success in life so ladies out there do not get mad at me. Certainly Tiger has achieved his success in golf but not in relationship.

He is just a man after all and he is not a saint to be excused from getting horny to other woman. Everybody deserves a second chance to have one more time affair, I mean a chance to recover where he slipped. I really believe that those lucky bastard professionals (not in golf but in extramarital relationship) might be disappointed why Tiger admits his extra-curricular activities. I have a friend telling me that if he was in the shoes of Tiger he will never tell the truth even if they crush his balls. But really, what I admire from Tiger is the admittance of his transgressions. You cannot hide the truth even a smelly fish you placed into a container surrounded by concrete cement it will be discovered eventually. So those hubbies out there reading this post better to make confession with your wife before somebody else will..hahaha! Me? I would prefer to be a lucky bastard!

What can I say? Well, I hope in the end they will still be together living in harmony. His spouse, Elin Nordegren has turned 30 last January 1…so happy New Year Elin! I hope you did enjoy the celebration despite of the scandal.

The good thing if you look at the bright side of Tiger, he proved that he is really a man. It might become even worse if we found out that he has an affair with Adam Lambert or Elton John, don’t you think? Kidding aside, despite of the scandal I still admire him for being true to himself and his courage to disclose to public about his love affair with another woman. I think that prior to his admittance he readied himself to lose commercial endorsements and the possibility of losing his own beautiful Swedish-American wife. Surely he will miss Swedish massage!

An Ugly Truth

How to become ugly?

When I was young I used to play with bunch of ugly kids. Hahaha! This has come to my realization that not all the same feathers flock together. To cut the long story short, I stopped playing with them and maintain my good looking skin at home for seven years. Aside from having a nice complexion I am surprised that while I am getting older I look better. Despite of having love handles I can still be considered almost perfect! One of my friends had asked me my secrets of having a flawless face and on how to become handsome. I told him that he should never use soap on his face while taking a bath although that was a joke I was surprised with the result in ten years! During that time I must admit that he really looked like my ass! But now, he looks better than me. I have only one appeal which I never get every time my friends ask me about my secrets. Where is the compliment? They are seeking advice from me for free and yet even a simple thank you I had never heard in return.

Every time I wake up I look on the mirror I thought it was a ghost but I realize that I have a reflection of an angel. I do not feel old. I look young and I feel like I am a Hollywood celebrity. Okay, that’s enough you are getting some tips already! My friendly advice for you is to get your face repaired!



After long queue of questions about my secrets I believe it is now my turn to ask question on how to become ugly. How’s the feeling of being a horrible man? Moving on the topic, I really need those readers here to give me some tips on how they feel. All commentators can post anonymously to hide their identity since they will be considered ugly.

Your comment could prevent my plan to put acid on my face just to feel what you feel. Hahaha!

My favorite saying: “There will never be a handsome guy like me if there is no ugly person like you in the world”.


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How To Commit Suicide?

WARNING!!!
The article that you are about to see below may not be suitable for minors, parental advice is required!
How to Commit Suicide for Dummies Like You!
Oops! Before you read the article below make sure that you are dummy and you are such a loser! I have a strong feeling that you will finish reading this post to get to know the instruction on how to end your life. Hold it! Stay where you are, while reading this please put your tool away that can be used as an accessory to end your destiny.
Maybe it sounds ironic to you that there is this kind of write-up that helps you how to commit suicide. Yes, there is and you should be glad that you have found this web page. This is how to show you the systematic way and painless approach to end your endearing life after my years of research and study. Before going to the practical way to surrender your poor life and give your soul to demon you must understand that it would be good if you settle all your debts first and it will not become burden to your family. They would be happy to see you while they are spitting on your grave and chatting about you for being responsible to clear yourself from humiliation of other people.
There is no turning back. You must prepare yourself with the following consequences:
1. Your enemy will be happy seeing you desperately ended your life. The last laugh will not be yours!
2. Your soul will be under the fire of hell. If you do not believe on hell finally you will know how to feel the immortal pain after your wrong judgment of getting your own life.
3. If you are in love and your intention is to get the attention of your loved-ones yes it may, but it will not last for long. Time will heal and forget everything about your foolishness.
4. Surely you will miss your vices. You will never taste the good thing about life anymore.
5. You only live once. You are no superhero nor James Bond. Regret is the only word that best describe you.
Here are the known ways of getting yourself lifeless:
1. Bleeding – cutting wrists
2. Drowning
3. Suffocation
4. Electrocution
5. Jumping
6. Firearms
7. And many more.
Almost all of the above ways are associated with pain.
There are some painless ways but are you sure you are willing to give up the precious gift given to you? Once it has done you cannot get back to life?
Think of why you want to end the life which is more precious than anything in the world? Do you feel lonely or bored with yourself? There are lots of counseling agencies that could help you to solve the problem (if you have). The last resort that you are thinking is just a simple bullshit! You must feel lucky and blessed than others. It would be best if you seek those people with the same problem or have bigger problem than yours. There are blinds who have no source of income and begging on the streets but why they want to survive unlike you who can able to pay monthly bills like the services you get from your DSL provider?
You are still lucky my friend you get an opportunity to instantly find almost all information on internet just like by getting a chance to read this article unlike others who have no internet access at all. Whatever the result of this regardless if you are dead or alive it would be much appreciated if you donate to charity and most especially to the writer of this article.
If you find this article helpful to you then you can donate to the Crazyhorse. For the bank account details and swift address do not forget to send email to livinginphils@yahoo.com for your queries or otherwise I only accept Western Union.


Your enemy while getting the news about you!

You, few years from now once you have made a wrong move!

Above article can be found at http://knowhowstream.blogspot.com since this can suit on that blog as well.

My New State-of-the-Art Vehicle

My blog becomes focus on humor rather than horror these days perhaps it depends on my mood. I have actually many stories about scary things but first I would like to share with you my new vehicle. This has been bought for only US$ 650 and I spent another US$600 for the repair. Perhaps you are wondering why I bought my new vehicle for that cheap.



The reason was simply because it has been bought from a woman who had lost her military husband. The widow decided to sell that since nobody will going to use it anymore. There was a rumor that her husband was brutally murdered by a man with bolo knife. His husband did not get a chance to take a fire to the man using his pistol and it resulted to his death. Since I cannot reveal the further detail of the story for the sake of my security as the new owner of this brand new state-of-the-art vehicle the most important thing is the benefit of having it for its flexibility of use.


Bought On: February, 2008
Note: Overhauled on March 2009

I Like His Bag!

I thought I could get a better picture of the passenger train but I was surprised when I accidentally caught a man with his lovely sling bag! Man, how much is that?!

What is wrong with a pink shoulder bag? That's a masculine color! I am not gay but I like pink too man!

I am selling a pink sling bag for men for only $3,000.00 any buyers out there? Hehehe!

My Embarrassing Toilet Story : My Horror Story!

My Embarrassing Toilet Story: Shit Happens

I believe that almost 3 billion of people all around our planet at least 1% of it may have their own embarrassing experience to share.

Let me begin with my personal experience. I was in other country that time and because I thought there should have no problem for all consumable toilet materials such as tissue paper, soap and water I run fast to the toilet nearby. To my surprise, I have not seen any tissue paper and even soap! Luckily there was water in the faucet but the big issue to me was tissue paper. As the saying goes, shit happens it really happened to me. I have only seen used tissue paper lying helplessly on the floor and I reused it to ease myself. I had no choice and I need to decide quickly because there was someone knocking out the door in the queue line. I have touched some of my shits with my bare hand because the used tissue was too small. I wash my hands without soap as well.

That was terrible! I hope nobody has the same experience or even worse than my story!

Apologies if this story sounds offensive to everybody.

Experienced by: Yours truly, Crazyhorse
Date: May 2009
Time: Afternoon

Anybody who has the courage to tell their embarrassing and horrific stories?