Thursday, August 19, 2010
Life Stages of Man
Saturday, March 27, 2010
What Is RTFM?
At the end of the training I have told them to always check out the manual and perhaps that is the best thing that I could impart to them and bear in their minds with the acronym, RTFM! --- or Read The F**k**g Manual.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Not Again! When Nature Calls
I guess you want to know my remediation not in the IT-Server room but on how did I troubleshoot in the comfort room. Okay, I had seen an empty bottle of mineral water and I used it. I washed my hands for about 8 minutes with running water.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Shocked During the Sunday Service
It was a sunny morning when my aunt and I had attended the Sunday service. We were late and as a result we had only managed to get seats available at the back while the pastor were giving his sermon. I was a new member in the community and actually a bit forced by my aunt to attend the so early service.
We begun to clap and raise our hands and had 2 hours of worship. It was in a deep silence and all of the members closed their eyes and the pastor asked everyone to come closer on stage. I was the only one left sitting at the back. I was undisturbed with what they were doing. All of them were kneeling at that moment when the pastor exclaimed, “Even Satan will get on his knees”. I was shocked and knelt down instantly then praise the Lord!
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Letter of Confession
Dear Mr.Love,
My story begins in one rainy day. I just finished taking a bath and wrapped myself with towel. I entered into my room then seated in front of the mirror. My dad noticed me and he followed me without knocking the door then he locked it. He approached me and touched my shiny black hair. I was surprised and cannot utter words on that moment. My eyes were unintentionally closed and the tears began to fall. His hands extended the stroking all over my face and I got blushed and I thought he really appreciates my beauty or maybe had cruel intentions. I never thought that he has the hands of professional makeup artist. He confessed to me that he is gay and then we both cried because he finally admitted after over 25 years of hiding it to my mom. In fairness, he made me like a celebrity who attends Oscar Awards Night. Thanks to his expertise applied on my face and my hair.
I am really proud of my dad. We are now both happy and closer to each other than ever before.
Sincerely yours,
Robert
Monday, January 25, 2010
USING MATHEMATICS IN OUR EVERYDAY LIFE
I wonder on how we can apply all those we have learned in high school and college about mathematics especially algebra and trigonometry.
One of the good things in the country like Philippines is that as a customer in a public market you can haggle with the price down for some commodities being sold by the vendors. So aside from having a low cost of living in the said country you could still save money using your skills in making the vendor broke! LOL!
Consider the scenario on how you can apply algebra and trigonometry:
In public market:
Vendor: How many apple?
John: Give me 3x-5 when x=6
Vendor: So, here are your 13 apples sir!
John: How much all?
Vendor: It’s only 5sin90 a piece.
John: Please convert it using arc tangent.
Vendor: I just finished high school I can’t carry it. Just use 5tan45 instead then apply reduction formula.
John: Ok no problem, here’s my payment (x?2-4x+3)/sin3x where x=7, keep the change!
Thursday, January 14, 2010
My Little Dudu Bear!
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Year of the Tiger No More!
I do not think 2010 is the year for Tiger Woods after admitting an illicit affair with another woman. He has lost billions of dollar endorsements which comparatively higher than what he’s getting from his profession. This is the lost of the Tiger but I do not mean the lost in opportunities as one of the highest-paid commercial endorsers of our time but rather the lost of his integrity as a respected player. What can you ask for if you have a life like a tiger? Sometimes I would like to make myself believe from the saying, “For every man’s failure there’s a woman behind”. In my own understanding it is not really about the woman. The term woman symbolizes one’s weakest part that could affect to reach our success in life so ladies out there do not get mad at me. Certainly Tiger has achieved his success in golf but not in relationship.
He is just a man after all and he is not a saint to be excused from getting horny to other woman. Everybody deserves a second chance to have one more time affair, I mean a chance to recover where he slipped. I really believe that those lucky bastard professionals (not in golf but in extramarital relationship) might be disappointed why Tiger admits his extra-curricular activities. I have a friend telling me that if he was in the shoes of Tiger he will never tell the truth even if they crush his balls. But really, what I admire from Tiger is the admittance of his transgressions. You cannot hide the truth even a smelly fish you placed into a container surrounded by concrete cement it will be discovered eventually. So those hubbies out there reading this post better to make confession with your wife before somebody else will..hahaha! Me? I would prefer to be a lucky bastard!
What can I say? Well, I hope in the end they will still be together living in harmony. His spouse, Elin Nordegren has turned 30 last January 1…so happy New Year Elin! I hope you did enjoy the celebration despite of the scandal.
The good thing if you look at the bright side of Tiger, he proved that he is really a man. It might become even worse if we found out that he has an affair with Adam Lambert or Elton John, don’t you think? Kidding aside, despite of the scandal I still admire him for being true to himself and his courage to disclose to public about his love affair with another woman. I think that prior to his admittance he readied himself to lose commercial endorsements and the possibility of losing his own beautiful Swedish-American wife. Surely he will miss Swedish massage!